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1 Noviembre 2009

The Orgasm...

The Orgasm in 6 phases:

 

1 Asthma: AH AH

2 Geographic: HERE, HERE!!!

3 Math: Ah + Ah +

4 Religious: OH, MY GOD !

5 Suicide: I die!

6 Murder: If you Stop, i'll kill you !....

Orgasmics kisses,

KALY

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9 Octubre 2008

Sex Humor... Footing or Fucking????


Footing or Foucking?

Without any doubt...
to do any kind of exercise improves health.

But for the ones that still have
doubts on what option to choose,
here I'm presenting seven (7)
good reasons to decide which option is better:

Running or Fucking?

1- When you make footing, you're going alone.
If you go accompanied, you finish wanting to run faster than the other.

Fucking not, always you'll try to arrive together.

Therefore, Fuck develops teamwork and avoid selfishness.

2- To make Footing,
you have to buy you clothes and special footwear,
and generally, quite expensive.

For to fuck,
suffices with removing your clothes, full naked.

Therefore, Fucking promotes the savings and avoids the consumerism!

3 - To make footing you have to get up out of bed.
To Fuck just the opposite.

We all know that in bed is better than anywhere else,
so when you're fucking:
You make exercises in the place where you're better!

4- Footing requires a great effort and gives you a little pleasure.
To FUCK gives you an enormous pleasure with a most minimum effort.

Therefore Fucking,
you profit to the maximum with the most minimum effort.

5 - After footing finish exhausted, because much tired,
you have hurt on your knees and legs.
Instead, after Fucking ends with a smile from ear to ear.

Therefore... Fucking, you can discover the joy of life!

6 - If someone calls you to invite you for make footing,
you almost never go.
On the other hand, if someone calls you to invite you to fuck, you go with sufficient time to arraive at time, right?

Clearly Fucking, increases the timeliness!

7 - After footing, you don't have new desires to return to do it again.
After Fucking, you have a new desires to do it again many times.

For this, Fucking increasing manages to enlarge itself the interest for which is done and promotes the value of the Constancy!

For that .............. You know your best option...

Funny kisses,

KALY

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9 Octubre 2008

Sex Guide for travelers boys!!!

SEX GUIDE FOR TRAVELERS!!!


For the boys that love travel...
different forms to call the things that
we enjoy so much in the sex.

ORAL SEX:

Italy:
POMPINO
Argentina: PETE
Spain: FRANCES
UK: Blow Job - BJ

ANAL SEX:

Italy:
DIETRO - SESSO ANALE
Argentina: BACK - SIETE - COLA - SERVICIO COMPLETO
Spain: GRIEGO
UK: ANAL SEX

MAKING SEX:

Italy: SCOPARE
Argentina: COGER - GARCHAR
Spain: FOLLAR
UK: TO FUCK

CUMMING IN THE MONTH:

Italy: SBORRATA IN BOCA - VENIRE NELLA BOCCA
Argentina: PETE SIN HASTA EL FINAL
Spain: FRANCES AL NATURAL HASTA EL FINAL - CORRERSE EN LA BOCA.
UK: CUMSHOT - BBBJ (Bare Back Blow Job) - CIM (Cum In Mouth)

PUSSY:

Italy: Figa
Argentina: Pesebre - Almeja
Spain: Conejo - Almeja
UK: Pussy

UTILIZATION OF CONDOM:

Italy: POMPINO COPERTO - TUTTO COPERTO
Argentina: PETE O SEXO CON O SIN GLOBITO
Spain: AL NATURAL O CUBIERTO
UK: WITH CONDON


And there're one thing that it's international,
don't need translation or explanation...

THE 69!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny Kisses,
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